sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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