Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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