her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wish i was in the wii world.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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