Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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