She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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