Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Farmville is her only friend.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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