you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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