I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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