He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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