He asked to "fluff my boner.."
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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