I want to walk on stilts...naked
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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