dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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