does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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