How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Say something about gay babies.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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