I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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