Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm getting married
To pizza
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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