I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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