I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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