where am i from again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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