Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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