I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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