Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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