she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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