I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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