Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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