I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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