he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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