I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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