I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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