Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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