Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
