I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Randomize
