none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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