life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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