My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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