i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
