i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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