Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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