M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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