my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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