I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
How external is "for external use only"?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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