Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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