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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you made out with another girl for some wings
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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