Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
