I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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