Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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