If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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