Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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