there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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