Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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