from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
