Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i think my cat just said my name.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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